Dr. Soul

 (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
 (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
 (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

fuck-no-my-little-pony:

Mulp: Its not a bad picture, I just find it so funny. The sea pony. I came up with so many captions.

“Can someone take me to some water?”

“Nice legs. Wish I had them. Ground is…pretty hard.”

“Water.”

Mulp: Lol, ya’ll got any?

“no, don’t worry girls. I always wanted to die dehydrated”

“I fucking hate you for dragging me here”

“It’s ok, I prefer to die than to have to spend one more second with this bitches”

fuck-no-my-little-pony:

Did anybody else notice that all they did was reblog artwork and not their own?

Mulp: Lol, thanks Kash? :D

I wanted to send him a message telling him to Shut the fuck up and stop whining but that would’ve only given him an excuse to keep jabbering nonsense

fuck-no-my-little-pony:

Mulp: I made this one myself and I stick by it. No matter what you say, no matter how many vectors you pose with badass characters, My little pony is just as girly as Barbie. Yes, it might be “edgier” than the old gen, but you still have ponies, rainbows, nothing but girls in the show, little cute animals, sing-a-longs, the toy isle is entierly pink, the boxes are pink and etc…

Not trying to insult anyone, but when I see this argument, I just have to laugh. Its a girly show, you can’t say that it isn’t. And I am also not saying men can’t enjoy it…but its still a girly show.

I have to agree with this one. I hate people saying “our show is the MANLIEST” and showing a single scene of something “exciting” happening. it’s a really good show with SOME extreme scenes but it still has the girly things. I like the girly stuff too, it’s cute and whatever. I don’t deny the show is girly, because I like it that way. What is different in the new gen is that instead of being a show oriented on makeups, shopping, or social drama(“o mah gawb! dat gurl lukes mah bofrind”) it has an interesting plot (hurr durr plot means ass STFU) with a final lesson at the end. that’s what’s different and that’s why some people (at least me) like it.

fuck-no-my-little-pony:

Anon says: I get worried I act like some of these assholes. I tell my friends all the time to tell me if I am getting annoying.

krudman:

I’ve been wanting to draw this page for 3 months, and here it is.

I loved this page. you got me there with the misleading hahaha

$frasercartoons: starsandsabers: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ HEY SOUL… ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻$

frasercartoons:

starsandsabers:

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HEY SOUL…

┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻

just a tribute to my favorite webcomic, Gunnerkrigg Court:

http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/index2.php

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

…that poison?

and it’s all life’s fault. because I could’ve taken the easy way but NOOOOO I wanted to be an artist. Why couldn’t I want to be an engineer and just have to deal with study? because life is a dick.